Hilarious, but seriously, those photos?? Ack! I'm eating my supper while I am reading this. Not a digestive aid looking at those lips in the name of all things holy.
Go well and prayers ascending for your friend and you as well as you travel.
Kind of a picky point, but Noem is not a specialist in pet euthanasia. It's not euthanasia if you enjoy it. For example, imagine Noem applying for a job at the animal shelter.
"Why do you want to work here?"
"I just like to kill pets! I see this job as an opportunity to branch out from retail to wholesale slaughter. I'll even bring my own bullets! Hollow points! If you haven't seen what an AK can do to a Jack Russell, your life is incomplete."
"To wrap this up, we like to ask candidates where they see themselves in five years."
"In five years, I see myself knee-deep in the blood and viscera of thousands of household pests -- sorry, pets. Unless I get my dream job with the Trump administration - brutalizing humans and laughing about it. Have you ever thought of keeping people in some of these empty cages? That one over there could hold two adults, and one kid, if it's small enough. Think about it."
Thank you for labeling this as satire.
These days it’s not optional.
I am ded and just spilled coffee everywhere 😂😂😂😂😂
Hilarious, but seriously, those photos?? Ack! I'm eating my supper while I am reading this. Not a digestive aid looking at those lips in the name of all things holy.
Go well and prayers ascending for your friend and you as well as you travel.
Kind of a picky point, but Noem is not a specialist in pet euthanasia. It's not euthanasia if you enjoy it. For example, imagine Noem applying for a job at the animal shelter.
"Why do you want to work here?"
"I just like to kill pets! I see this job as an opportunity to branch out from retail to wholesale slaughter. I'll even bring my own bullets! Hollow points! If you haven't seen what an AK can do to a Jack Russell, your life is incomplete."
"To wrap this up, we like to ask candidates where they see themselves in five years."
"In five years, I see myself knee-deep in the blood and viscera of thousands of household pests -- sorry, pets. Unless I get my dream job with the Trump administration - brutalizing humans and laughing about it. Have you ever thought of keeping people in some of these empty cages? That one over there could hold two adults, and one kid, if it's small enough. Think about it."
"We'll get back to you."
True, i regret the error…
I love reading your satire. They are the best. ❤️ Perfect job with the Kristi Noem interpretation. She drives me batshit!
I hardy-har-omg-no all the way through your bril satires. If only it weren't all depressingly true. Keep gettin star power, Holly!
Thank you so much 😊