The time I crowd sourced an analysis of Timothee Chalamet

Don't tell me social media is all bad

Note that this is NOT part of the Belonging Project, unless you find belonging in mocking celebrities.

This is Timothee Chalamet, and today I learned that he is hot and talented because he speaks French and has a lot of head hair and almost no chest hair. Hard pass.

Scratch that, there is much belonging to be had in mocking celebrities, or in otherwise engaging in humor and/or culture.

Social media is weird, y’all. I find there is no rhyme or reason for what catches fire and what languishes. The same day I re-“threaded” this post with hysterical (imo) comment that got zero engagement,

I posted this random thought while catching glimpses of the Golden Globes.

And let me tell you, people have strong feelings about Timothee Chalamet. I’m at almost 400 likes and over 100 comments, including some really indignant defenses of Timothee involving arguments about this hair, his ability to speak French, his acting, and his character. I was ordered to watch several films. Someone accused me of being anti-Semitic before deleting the post because apparently Timothee is Jewish, of which I had no knowledge, and “this is a particularly hard time for Jews.” I didn’t realize one had to love every Jew to love The Jews. In my defense, I have a huge crush on Jewish, ageless, Gen X icon Paul Rudd.

Jewish. Kevin better pray I never meet him in real life.

I mean, I was fully schooled on Timothee Chalamet.

Even better, some people actually got the joke. Enjoy these gems.

Then someone posted this McSweeney's article, which is one of those things I wish I had written.

Anyway, Fun times.

The writing of the actual book is going great. Just fantastic, thanks for asking.